Near death experience number 2

This is a very important post. It carries grave words of warning to all other woofits.

There I was chomping on the last ikkle bit of my loverly chewy rawhide boney thing while watching TV with my mum when I swallowed it in shock at the Caeser Millan thingy! It was too big for my delicate throat and I started CHOKING!!

My whole short life flashed before my eyes (again) Daddy triend slapping my back, but it didn't work!! Mum saved me, she did this weird tummy squeezy thing and guess what...It came out!!!!

I didn't think it would happen again...but that Tv thing scared me and it happened again!!!

Daddy refused to let me have it back after that....despite my best ever sad eye face.





He put it in the bin.....my beloved chewy!!!!

No...wait.....I got a new one........Wooohoooooo

Chomp chomp chomp chomp

Cross Mummy

Apparently I have been a very naughty dog this week. I didn't mean to be naughty, it just happened like that!!!

My friend Binky and I have been over the place for long running about games and have been having lots of fun. But when we got back, mummy went upstairs and let me go too!!!! I got to bounce on the bed and everything! But I forgot that I might need a wee and remembered right on mummy's clean duvet. Man can she shout!!

I got left in the hallkitchen while she sat on the sofa all comfy. I tried to say sorry and everything but I don't think the sad spaniel eye thing was working for me that well anymore! I did give her a nice cuddle when she let me back in tho.

6 Month survival

Hi everyone!

My name is Jasper and I'm an English Springer Spaniel. I am very old now, a whole 6 months and want to tell you about all the fun I'm getting into!!!

Since I came to live with my new Mum and Dad, life has been very interesting. I get to sleep in a little cave and get fed good treats just for sitting down!!! Haha they don't know I do it for the food and not cos they told me to!!

I go to school too!! This nice lady tries to tell my mum to get me to do stuff. It's pretty boring, especially when they want me to walk next to them. Don't they know there is more fun ahead and they walk too slow????

Dad came to my rescue yesterday. I was walking over the pond on this nice Jasper sized bridge when I saw this nice white grass to walk on. But I stood on it and it wasn't grass!!!! I was over my head in freezing cold, skanky green fishy water!!! I nearly drowned and everything!!! But my Dad came to my rescue!!! He dragged me out of the freezing fishy smelly water and gave me a big cuddle!!! It was very COLD!!! At least I got a nice hot shower, prime spot infront of the fire and treats afterward! Bet my friend Binky doesn't have this much danger and exciting times in the garden!!


Am off to bounce all over Daddy now as he looks bored working on his laptop all alone.........Here I come!!!!!